Why? This Site ain’t ready yet. Go away!

Nope, not ready yet. Not any time soon. Don’t you have anything better to do?

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Pretentious pseudo-intellectual stuff since this site ain’t done yet.

Nothing to see here, move along. Go play some Fallout: New Vegas or something.

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You’re seriously asking for a patent application from an unfinished site?

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There’s nothing intellectual about this site.


Do whatever you want on this site, I don’t make money out of this anyway.